IRENE ZION had six children, including a set of identical twin girls. This story is about her twins. This is not a funny story.
LENORE ZION is one of the twins. This story is about her recent visit to the dermatologist. This is a very funny story.
SLADE HAM is a stand-up comic. Once, he shared a bill with Dustin Diamond, of Saved by the Bell fame, who is not very funny. This is also a funny story.
ROB BLOOM and his family once auditioned for Nickelodeon’s “Family Double Dare.” Green slime was involved, because that was big at Nick at the time. This, too, is a funny story, albeit tinged with tragic elements.
TED McCAGG is our resident cartoonist. He’s really funny.
QUENBY MOONE is a prophetess of sorts, able to ascertain bad energies of certain couples. All that’s required for her oracular power is a Pyrex plate and a microwave. This story is both funny and metaphysically satisfying.