LENORE ZION. Dr. Zion, to you.
One of the original TNB writers — you might say she’s a first-round draft pick — and still one of the best. And the funniest. I mean, she’s hysterical.
She’s danced provocatively to the seductive stylings of Joni Mitchell, but she no longer drives a scooter.
She has some weird midget karma going on. Here she is discussing it.
She’s fascinated by dead pets. And old people getting busy.
She’s a reluctant Christmas caroler, but a proud Squiggle-Wiggle Writer.
Morbidity does not bother her, although she suffers from food panic.
Oh, and…she smells.