Shuffle off to Buffalo Hilo with DON MITCHELL, TNB’s resident anthropologist, marathon runner, and possibly the only person in the world (other than his wife) who splits time between Buffalo and Hawai’i.
He has seen things most people have not: thermonuclear explosions, tsunami waves (albeit only once), women working molten metal, the transit of Venus, and founding fathers whose faces grace currency butchering pigs.
Here’s what else we know about Don:
He was once beaten by a fairy.
He’s still not sure if there is a Hawaiian word for Christmas.
He’s funny in person.
He wears more bling than you’d expect.
He packs heat.
He once was a model for 2(x)ist. (Sort of).
And he’s no longer Ruthless.