GREG BOOSE. Pride of the Midwest. TNB non-fiction editor. Husband of Claire Bidwell Smith, father of the TNBaby, son of a preacher man (just kidding about one of those). Prolific and widely-published writer of satirical pieces. Stephen Elliott booster. LeBron James booster. Often seen wading through rivers atop his steed.
His titles are so funny, it would be doing you a disservice to alter them in any way:
and, advice you can take to the bank: