We’ve been asking The Dust questions in the column Ask the Dust for six weeks now, but his identity remains murky.  Although he declined to be interviewed for this section, his personal assistant, Fabian, took the time to answer a few probing questions.  Take a look.

Meantime, here’s a quick overview of the subjects on which Dust has given us his two-cents’ worth of dust:

Small penises, Brooklyn hipsters, and the present tense

Celebrity blurbage, mawkishness, and sexual perversity online

Marital sex, Patterson envy, and 10 rules for writing

Christmas, books as gifts, and eggnog

Marital sex redux, fame, Ben Affleck as masturbatory fodder

Michael Vick, Tucker Carlson, and who is the bigger asshole

Thanks for reading, and remember, if you have a burning question, don’t keep it to yourself…Ask the Dust.

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2 responses to “Dust Busters”

  1. Fabian says:

    I can’t believe it’s been six columns already. This is starting to feel like home. Thanks for welcoming us so warmly, TNB!

  2. Erika Rae says:

    Ask the Dust = my new favorite thing to read. I’m not in love…I’m in Dust.

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