Recent Work By Daniel O'Brien

Please explain what just happened.

A co-worker accused me of stealing his stapler and I said, “I don’t have time for this; I have to fill out an interview.”

But I did. I did steal it.

What is your earliest memory?

Watching The Wizard of Oz and being terrified of that damned witch. I must have been around four or five.

If you weren’t a writer, what other profession would you choose?

What would I choose? Can it be anything? Billionaire. Sex Wizard. A doctor, but in space.