Hello. I’m reporter Michael Klam, and it is my great pleasure to interview myself for The Nervous Breakdown. I was told by the mighty Rich Ferguson to read the other self-interviews on TNB, but I didn’t. My ego is far too big for that, cosmic big, not like the cosmos of yesterday (we are the only galaxy, etc.) but “Kepler huge” like the infinite cosmos with all of its bits of dust and muck that barely fit into the pinky toe of my self-awareness and enlightenment.
Woah, woah, woah! Hello? Editor Michael Klam checking in here: Was that last sentence a run-on? Should I fix it? Should I consult Strunk and White? I don’t think it makes sense.