Hi. Sorry, it’s taken me so long to get to this. I’m in Minneapolis right now and…..what? Why are you smiling?
I’m not allowed to smile?
Not that knowing ‘I know David better than he knows himself’ smile. It’s really annoying.
Why are you so threatened?
I’m not threatened.
You seem threatened.
Well, I’m not. I’m in Minneapolis…
So, I suppose you’ll do your whole ‘ain’t I adorable’ performance thing tonight…
Yeah, your whole ‘oh, little me’ thing.
That’s kind of hostile.
Yeah, it is. You know it is.
Yes, you do. Why do you always have to be such an asshole?
To answer your question with a question: do you ever stop tap-dancing?
Plainer and easier to understand? You seem a little old for that ‘oh, little me’ act, frankly.
Wow, you’re being a real dick, even for you.
Am I wrong?
No, I suppose not.
Okay, so stop being such a pussy. Ready to do this?
Sure, I suppose so.
Okay. So. How are you?
Oh, you know.