Please explain what just happened.
I just made it through another hot day in San Francisco.
What is your earliest memory?
Eating dirt clods in my front yard and then wondering if I was doing something stupid.
If you weren’t an artist, what other profession would you choose?
I’d be either an engineer, baseball player or a baker.
Please describe the current contents of your refrigerator.
Sour dough bread, eggs, pickles, assorted vegetables, milk & things like catsup & mustard.
Nothing rotten at this time…
Is there a time you wish you’d lied?
Yes, of course…I’d rather not elaborate though… let’s just say it had to do with a relationship I had, a long time ago.
What would you say to yourself if you could go back in time and have a conversation with yourself at age thirteen?
Don’t be so nervous & depressed! Hit your brother in his face as hard as you can, then kick him in the nuts! Take some foreign language classes! Yes, I have regrets.
If you could have only one album to get you through a breakup, what would it be?
Either Lou Reed’s Transformer or Neil Young’s Harvest.
What are three websites—other than your email—that you check on a daily basis?
sfgate.com, thesneeze.com, & arrestedmotion.com
From what or whom do you derive your greatest inspiration?
Writers and artists like E.A. Poe, J.R.R. Tolkien, V. Van Gogh & N.C. Wyeth & G. Orwell.
Name a book that changed your life.
I can’t say any book changed my life, but I’m thankful for a book of short stories by Charles Bukowski, when I was going through a difficult period.
If you could relive one moment over and over again, what would it be?
My first bite of a glazed donut.
How are you six degrees from Kevin Bacon?
I’m not sure, but maybe through art collectors such as J.J. Abrams, Greg Grunberg, Steve Spielberg’s lawyer or Andy Richter.
What makes you feel most guilty?
On the rare occasion that I think I’ve said or done something wrong to someone.
What would you most like to have invented?
The air conditioner.
What is the worst piece of advice you’ve ever gotten?
To buy the stocks, EBAY and WEGI
What is the best advice you’ve ever given to someone else?
Follow your dreams – as long as you can.
What do you consider the harshest kind of betrayal?
Slander – to a love interest.
Of all the game shows that have graced our TV screens throughout history, which one would you want to be a contestant on and why?
Jeopardy – I always thought the people on that show were pretty impressive.
What do you want to know?
What happened before the ‘Big Bang’ and when will there be a cure for cancer & diabetes?
What would you like your last words to be?
Keep on keeping on.
Please explain what will happen.
The same thing that happened before, only slightly different.