April 08, 2012
TAGS: Astarte, Easter, Easter is a pagan holiday, Hunting for eggs is pagan, So is the bunny
Just sacrificed a lemur.
No! They’re endangered, in the main.
Why not sacrifice Joel Stein instead?
Plus, they’re from Madagascar, nowhere near Astarte and all her lovers. I say we sacrifice Santorum.
Oh for a little quality Photoshop time. Santorum’s head on the left horse, Stein’s on the right.
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