Please explain what just happened.
I looked out the window and saw a bird flying away on some errands.
What is your earliest memory?
Dressing up as a little clown for Halloween.
If you weren’t an actor, what other profession would you choose?
My dad always wanted me to be a plumber but I always wanted to play in the NBA.
Describe a typical work day.
Rehearsal, lunch, rehearsal.
Is there a time you wish you’d lied?
Five questions from now.
What would you say to yourself if you could go back in time and have a conversation with yourself at age thirteen?
Keep your pace but be patient. And never settle.
If you could have only one album to get you through a breakup, what would it be?
Any volume of the “That’s What Kite Calls Music” collection.
What are three websites—other than your email—that you check on a daily basis?
Twitter.com, Toplessrobot.com, CNN.com
From what or whom do you derive your greatest inspiration?
I am inspired by family and not reaching my goals. These things make me work harder.
Name three books that have impacted your life.
Everybody Poops, Where the Red Fern Grows and Treasure Island.
If you could relive one moment over and over again, what would it be?
Hitting the winning basket, a half court 3-pointer, to win a high school league game.
How are you six degrees from Kevin Bacon?
I own the movie Footloose which is probably also owned by Kevin Bacon.
What makes you feel most guilty?
Being dishonest in questionnaires.
How do you incorporate the work of other artists into your own?
I study and steal from the best.
Please explain the motivation/inspiration behind the CBS comedy Two Broke Girls.
I don’t know what motivated/inspired Michael Patrick King and Whitney Cummings to create this project.
What is the best advice you’ve ever given to someone else?
Trust in yourself and you can learn something from anything.
List your favorite in the following categories: Comedian, Musician, Author, Actor.
Comedian: Rodney Dangerfield.
Musician: Freddie Mercury.
Author: Oscar Wilde.
Actor: Daniel Day-Lewis.
If you had complete creative license and an unlimited budget, what would your next project be?
A script I am working on right now.
What do you want to know?
The information contained on a truthful version of Wikipedia.
What would you like your last words to be?
“Spoiler alert: This is how it ends.”
Please explain what will happen.
I will go back to rehearsal.
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