St. Augustine

By Mike Andrelczyk


St. Augustine is the oldest city in the U.S.

They’ve got the fountain of youth

I almost made it down there once

But there was a hurricane

And I was driving my ex’s car

And she got scared so we turned around

And went back to the hotel

And that was more than 10 years ago

Now I’m older and she’s gone and her car is gone too

But I was thinking about St. Augustine again this morning

My wife and I were doing the crossword puzzle in bed

And I was wondering if we’ll ever have a kid

And the answer was 86-down


Mike Andrelczyk lives with his wife Stacey in Strasburg, Pennsylvania. He is the author of the chapbook The Iguana Green City & other poems (Ghost City Press, 2018). He starred in the major motion picture Major League 2.

One response to “St. Augustine”

  1. floatinggold says:

    Have you ever made it down there?

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