August 31, 2012
TAGS: Angry, belt size, Chris Christie, convention, Gaia, GOP, Jim Holt, Lance Armstrong, New Orleans, Sixto Rodriquez
I’m going to choose to believe that “grill tongs” is a euphemism.
So Isaac changed paths because of GOP racism? I knew it!!!!
A real man uses a couple of pokers to deal with meat on the grill, Sean.
If he can’t find the pokers he uses a couple of crowbars, even if they’re of different lengths. The rust on the crowbars (because they’ve been under the house) adds to the flavor.
Only real man wannabes use store-bought tongs, no matter how big. I thought you knew that.
Of course I know you’re making fun. But you better not be making fun around me when I’ve got my rusty crowbar in hand and babyback ribs on the grill.
Good point, Don. Looking through the leaf pile in the back yard for a discarded crowbar now…
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