March 07, 2011
I am freaking right out.
The news is coming at me from so many directions, I can hardly absorb any of it. It’s like drinking water from a fire hose. As soon as one story runs, three more update, clarify, and supplement it.
And no, the subject is very likely not who you think it is.
It’s Christina Aguilera.
You see, she had too much to drink.