This week, D.R. HANEY selects a few memorable pieces from the TNB archives:


Gina Frangello’s father fails to see the point of fake rats

Irene Zion’s mother tells lies at her own funeral

Justin Benton sends a potato masher to a porn star

Sean Beaudoin receives a bag of fingernails in the mail

Jessica Anya Blau’s neighbor is a gay (straight?) prostitute (drug dealer?)

David S. Wills meets a scary messiah

Tyler Stoddard Smith robs Jim Morrison’s grave

Robin Antalek sees ghosts

Alexander Maksik writes a love letter

Slade Ham fights crime in a tree house

Greg Olear isn’t perfect

Ben Loory isn’t crazy

Zara Potts reclaims an ugly word