October 12, 2010
I’m not really supposed to be here. On the internet, I mean, and not just right now – I’m not meant to be here at all. The problem is that I’m not greatly interested in zombies, vampires, bacon, cupcakes or socially inept cats, and a fascination with one or more of these is a basic requirement for going on the internet and doing internet things. My presence here is only tolerated because I usually exceed my daily tweet quota by over 100%, and also thanks to a nice semantic loophole; I update my blog regularly. Regularly. Twice a year. It’s not frequent, but it is, technically, regular. They had to let that one through, but it’s under investigation.
There are two kinds of people in my world:
Those who think Tom Waits is some sort of musical demigod and those who erronesouly think he’s black.
This is not to imply they (or I) might be racist, just uninformed, or unacquired.
Maybe they are afraid of his voice?
Waits is one of those polarizing figures.