Matt, you’re a big fan of making ridiculous lists as a way of generating material for these weird little stories you like to write and which Stillhouse Press has kindly decided to publish in a book titled Maybe Mermaids and Robots are Lonely. So why don’t we try that here.
Cool, sounds fun.
Great. Let’s start with this: list your five favorite emerging or emerged writers that many people probably haven’t heard of.
Okay, right off the bat, that’s hard. And, also, I thought this was supposed to be about me?
Just … just answer, dude. Get over yourself. We don’t need the commentary.