Koestenbaum, Wayne in 1985 - (c) Louisa CampbellWhat are you wearing right now?

Pink shorts, a prussian blue t-shirt, and red underwear.

 

Why would a reader care about what you are wearing?

Because a reader is also wearing something, I presume, and a reader might wish to be encouraged to take seriously what he or she is wearing, or at least to note its details.

 

How do you begin writing an essay?

By noticing what is in my mind at this exact moment.