The last words in my book Living in Twilight were written last night. I celebrated in a not-very-bold statement on Facebook, tempered by my wuss-tastic addition of “I think” preceding “I’m done.” This raises these points:
The book isn’t done.
I have a lot of laundry to do.
My son is not impressed.
My skills as a writer will now be tested to pen a really excellent cover letter to faceless people who will judge whether or not my book is a worthy book or just another book.
If it’s deemed just another book, I will be depressed. Then I will look at the bookshelves in Powell’s and weep because there are so many “just another book” books being sold in great numbers.
If my book is a worthy book, it will be a very long time before I hold a copy in my hands.
Also, people will read all about my family and what a bunch of heathens we are. I fear a great backlash from the Religious Right.
On the other hand, nothing speaks to PR like backlash. Maybe I’ll send a copy to the Religious Right.
The title has nothing to do with vampires, Edward, Bella or werewolves. People who look at my book because they associate “twilight” with “Edward” will be gravely disappointed when they read a book about my Dad.
Dad really liked vampire stories though.
Maybe it is about vampires!
No, it’s really not. It’s about cancer.
The New York Times Book Review already hates my book because it’s about a parent with cancer. They said so in a column written last month. This is disconcerting.
Who the hell is The New York Times, anyway? Some old Grey Lady? Whatever. My book is a Four-Color Diva with attitude, bitches!
Speaking of color, because my book has full-color paintings and drawings on almost every spread, it’s going to be an expensive MF to print.
Wait. Am I cheating on my beloved books if I recognize the value of digital bytes?
Damn. This book really deserves ink and paper.
This is just a subjective opinion, of course.
Though the correct one.
The book is done in one sense: I wrote the last line. Now I have to find all the dimensions of all the art featured in the book. There’s a lot of it. All the titles. Dad was pretty crummy about writing titles on things. Re-shoot pictures which are blurry. I’m a fairly crap photographer. Thank god my brother is a pro – he shot everything else.
Oops. There are two unfinished chapters.
Lucky for me the last line of the book is, “There is no last chapter.”