This is kind of weird, isn’t it?
What? The whole interview with yourself thing? Nah, it’s butter.
I think it’s kind of weird. But I’ll give it a shot. Tell me, why the misspelling in the title of your book?
Misspelling? There’s a misspelling?
Yeah, Witchita Stories. Shouldn’t it be Wichita Stories?
Oh, yeah, I see what you’re saying. But no, it should just be plain old Witchita Stories.