Here are my impressions of some of the people I’ve met at The Nervous Breakdown.You might think of this as a TNB “Who’s Who.”   (Please note that I’m only listing people I “met” before the “re-launch,” because this post is already way too long.)

Let’s start with the Twitter advice for you, since the majority of you fit into that category. If you’re Johnny Depp or Mary Lynn Rajskub, you can skip to the relevant section.

Scenario: You are you. You’re on Twitter. You’re not totally lost, but you still aren’t sure why you’re there.

Well don’t worry. Because Twitter is a site where people type what they’re doing into the Internet and then nobody reads it because nobody cares.