Ted, this is funny, but as a female masseuse I’d like to insert one thought for ya: “Stay awake.” Because that’s the real key, here. Men wake themselves up snoring, though it’s not the snoring that gives them away…
You just reminded me of an incident that happened when I was 17-years-old. It involved a bottle of massage oil, a 58-year-old masseuse, and an unintentional erection. Castles and Nicholas Cage films were not involved.
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Hahaha, love it.
What is the deal with Nicolas Cage…in *general*?
This was awesome.
Bravo, sir. Bravo.
Lost it at Nic Cage. I’m going to wear a tinfoil hat for the rest of the day to ensure that you stop reading my mind.
Grrrr…Nicolas Cage…
This is fucking hilarious. (:
Yeah, Ted, it’s kind of ridiculous how much your work cracks me up.
Ted, this is funny, but as a female masseuse I’d like to insert one thought for ya: “Stay awake.” Because that’s the real key, here. Men wake themselves up snoring, though it’s not the snoring that gives them away…
That happened to me!
snoring? or snoring + boner? tell the truth!
Snoring!
he said, diverting his glance.
Oh, no, waking myself up with a boner is too funny to keep to myself.
You just reminded me of an incident that happened when I was 17-years-old. It involved a bottle of massage oil, a 58-year-old masseuse, and an unintentional erection. Castles and Nicholas Cage films were not involved.
P.S. She was a female masseuse with such soft, delicate hands.
This is great, Ted, but I think you’re underestimating the no boner thoughts in at least one scenario.
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Hysterical! I love this “relaxation” thing and how it always, for me, has the opposite effect.
Women have the distinct advantage of hiding their boners better.
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