10.)  When opened, provides ample cover from falling birds.

9.)  You get a break from all those annoying words that most TNB authors are so married to.

8.)  Conan O’Brien likes it, so by buying it, you get one more opportunity to stick it to those bastards at NBC.

7.)  “Lego Precious,” based on the novel Push, by Sapphire.

6.)  With enough sales and subsequent publicity, chance to make it into next year’s Oprah’s Favorite Things.

5.)  Helps support The Nervous Breakdown and all its shady offshore investments.

4.)  Helps support Ted McCagg’s three-month-old daughter’s future psychiatrist bills after she’s able to comprehend the drawing “Glory Hole.”

3.)  As far as comics go, it straddles that fine line between pretentious graphic novel and Andy Capp anthology.

2.)  Lighter than Franzen’s Freedom, both emotionally and physically.

1.)  Rare, legitimate excuse to type “orgy” into Google search and see what comes up.

 

Get your very own copy of Paper Doll Orgy right now at any one of these online retailers:

Powell’s

Amazon

Barnes & Noble

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TED MCCAGG is a freelance advertising creative director living in Portland, OR. He also publishes a daily drawing at tedmccagg.typepad.com.

On TNB, you can check out Ted's cartoons at The Feed, our official blog, and also by clicking right here.

8 responses to “10 Reasons to Buy Paper Doll Orgy

  1. […] The Nervous Breakdown thenervousbreakdown.com/tmccagg/2011/01/10-reasons-to-buy-paper-doll-orgy/ – view page – cached TNB celebrates the release of PAPER DOLL ORGY, the debut collection by our resident cartoonist, Ted McCagg. Published by TNB Books., TNB celebrates the release of PAPER DOLL ORGY, the debut collection by our resident cartoonist, Ted McCagg. Published by TNB Books. […]

  2. Simon Smithson says:

    The great part is that for a while now, I’ve been telling all my friends: ‘Hey, you know that Ted McCagg guy from TNB? Don’t tell anyone: that’s totally me.’

    And it’s been awkward, because they’ve been asking when they can borrow my book, and I have to keep saying that another friend who they don’t know from a school a couple of towns over has my only copy, and they’re all: ‘Wait, you can’t get more than one copy of your own book?’ and I’m all ‘Man, I know, the government, right?’ and now I don’t have to lie any more!

    Except about the identity theft.

    I have to keep lying about that.

  3. pixy says:

    1. i like that powell’s is first
    2. andy capp. THUMBS UP SIR.
    3. the way this is formatted on my screen “glory hole” and “straddled” are piled on top of each other. this makes me think there is something lascivious to read so i go an re-read it. i’ve watched too much porn.

    that’s all.

  4. Gloria says:

    2.) Lighter than Franzen’s Freedom, both emotionally and physically.

    Hahahaha

  5. Dana says:

    Qty Item Price Shipped Subtotal

    ——————————————————————–

    Amazon.com items (Sold by Amazon.com, LLC) :

    1 Paper Doll Orgy $9.34 1 $9.34

    Shipped via UPS

  6. Fantastic. I can’t wait to get my copy.

  7. You had me at “Paper Doll.” Orgy was a bonus. 🙂

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