SNOWFLAKE POEM

 

Stay around on a boat

           O viscous boat of nacho cheese

 Even      the mist is soggy

                                 Refrito pillow thumbprint

Horny rain, refrain

She watched but didn’t kill it

(the roach)

A lanyard in the aisle, invitation to the wedding

              Persistent helicopter boyfriend

Tall drink boyfriend

 

Turkey club boyfriend

 

Tall drink boyfriend

              Persistent helicopter boyfriend

A lanyard in the aisle, invitation to the wedding

(the roach)

She watched but didn’t kill it

Horny rain, refrain

                                 Refrito pillow thumbprint

 Even      the mist is soggy

           O viscous boat of nacho cheese

Stay around on a boat

 

 

 

 

BOYFRIEND POEM

 

boyfriend

 

original boyfriend

 

scotch w rocks boyfriend

 

100% loopy boyfriend

 

draino drinking boyfriend

 

pancake theorist boyfriend

 

popcorn seasoning boyfriend

 

soul whirl conspiracy boyfriend 

 

forget your birthday boyfriend

 

gentrification fence boyfriend

 

manual typewriter boyfriend

 

mumford ass son boyfriend

 

lasso throwing champion boyfriend

 

Assassin’s creed jihadist boyfriend

 

escape from the cursed castle boyfriend

 

cia-backed paramilitary boyfriend

 

Elliott Smith – Dancing On The Highway (Clearer Studio Version) boyfriend

 

sousaphone in the mardi gras parade boyfriend

 

Thank you for your submission boyfriend

 

Live at red rocks boyfriend

 

First time he smoked pot was with his boyfriend

 

The holocaust happened but maybe it wasn’t six million boyfriend

 

I got the news while in line at guitar center boyfriend

 

Never say no to nachos boyfriend

 

New tab boyfriend

 

Babe retweet me boyfriend

 

Calamari stan boyfriend

 

Bigger longer and uncut boyfriend

 

A face to face interview with Dr. Judy Wood boyfriend

 

I need more time to focus on my novel boyfriend

 

Loaves and fishes boyfriend

 

John 21:25 boyfriend

 

spectrum boyfriend

 

Off the grid boyfriend

 

The peat moss in the compost toilet actually smells good boyfriend

 

Hentai body pillow spooning boyfriend

 

It’s a great game to play and drink tea with your girlfriend boyfriend

 

Unable to use chopsticks boyfriend

 

Wait is that racist? boyfriend

 

Domo arigato boyfriend

 

Tech dreams future boyfriend

 

I’m actually really good at massages boyfriend

 

I fucks with tim and eric boyfriend

 

We fart around each other boyfriend

 

Kinda sweet aroma boyfriend

 

Webbed toes boyfriend

 

How exactly are you Geppetto for halloween? boyfriend

 

Growing pot in the attic boyfriend

 

Coordinating chandeliers boyfriend

 

You can make pancakes in a rice cooker boyfriend

 

Several van seats – free – boyfriend

 

Penis-involved zoom incident boyfriend

 

Best Buy (beaverton) boyfriend

 

Nothing beats nonna’s bolognese boyfriend

 

And the pope eats pizza boyfriend

 

Gluten-intolerant boyfriend

 

Resurrection in the chill of the produce aisle boyfriend

 

Have you seen my headphones anywhere boyfriend

 

Peaceful silence, welcome solitude in the bathroom of the party boyfriend

 

We’re a shoes-off household boyfriend

 

That was my fault i didn’t tell them boyfriend

 

I totally hear what you’re saying boyfriend

 

I have no idea what you’re talking about boyfriend

 

I’m not upset I’m just tired boyfriend

 

A caterpillar with glasses boyfriend

 

Living breathing boyfriend

 

4th dimension made easy boyfriend

 

Questionable handwashing boyfriend

 

Death for 69 voices

 

 

artwork by Vishal Narang

 

Vishal Narang was born October 2, 1990 in Washington D.C. and currently lives in Portland, OR, where he is organizing a mass musical drone event (@droneinthepark).

 

Willis Plummer (b. 1992) lives in Oaxaca. He is learning to surf.

 

 

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