21 Questions with Henry OwingsBy Henry Owings
June 15, 2011
Please explain what just happened.
If I told you, you wouldn’t believe me. But here’s a few things I just saw (in order of importance): a fist, Tic Tacs, a cup, a video camera, a real old dude and the safe word was “taffy”.
What is your earliest memory?
Wait, you mean, in forever? It was probably getting off a plane at Kennedy with throngs of women welcoming my arrival in America. Later that night I played on Ed Sullivan. Whatever, I was four.
If you weren’t a dildo polisher, what other profession would you choose?
I’d prefer being somebody that soiled dildos. If I never polish another dildo…..well, it’ll be a happy day.