Please explain what just happened.
I judged a high school/middle school battle of the bands. Female art-rockers prevailed over arena-ready, emo-tinted boy rock. Every one of the four categories of winners had a girl in the band–and only one was a high school band. The middle-schoolers were, predictably, more of a shambling lot, but were a lot stranger, and funnier, in their creative choices.
What is your earliest memory?
Disneyland. I’m in a stroller, and one of the seven dwarves is looming over me.
If you weren’t a musician what other profession would you choose?
Penniless song collector.