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The 24-year-old actress sported a colorful manicure in court Tuesday that included obscene messages on each of her middle fingers. Close-up photos taken by a courtroom photographer revealed the tiny letters, which made worldwide news Wednesday on entertainment websites. – By SANDY COHEN, Associated Press
“Fuck U,” each middle finger read.
Well, I dug through a file I have under my desk labeled “Lindsay Lohan’s Fingers” (it was in front of my file labeled “Mark Hamill’s Haircut”) and I thought I would transcribe her lesser-known fingernail stencils she’s sported over the past couple days.
LEFT HAND
Thumb: UR E-Trade Baby!
Index Finger: Bread, Red Bull, Spray Tan
Ring Finger: REMEMBER SCRAM IS ON
Pinky: 4 coke
RIGHT HAND
Thumb: DUIs = II
Index Finger: OMG Sam Rrrr!
Ring Finger: Free Paris Lindsay
Pinky: 4 x-tra coke
Bwahahahaha!
P.S I wonder what’s written on her toenails?
Do they seriously have ultra-zoomed cameras trained on LL?
And I’m with Sheree. Toenail messages FTW! 🙂
Her toe’s prolly say: close mouth. Heh.
No Lee Press-On Nail could ever match wits with Lindsay’s nails. Nice one, Brother Boose.
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