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Megan,
I can believe every word,
except for
“flushable.”
Nothing is really
flushable,
in the long run.
With enough will anything is flushable.
And yes, I think I’ve always been very up front with the fact that I am NOT a romantic 🙂
I worked in the nightclub industry long enough to know the truth – I will show you fear, in a handful of what patrons leave behind. The hope on the other side of that coin, however, is embodied by the phrase: everything flushes.
Not in the long run, Irene. It’s true.
Zizek says something like toilets are symbols of oblivion and nothingness. “[our] entire system of disposal…is conjured up by the need to forget what is considered taboo.”
I wish “with wings” applied to almost everything.
Wings are up there on “world’s greatest inventions”. Many a panty has been saved. Have you seen there’s toilet paper now without the roll, thanks to a special winding innovation? That kind of minor breakthrough thrills me. Some guy was working on that for years…
Batteries not included?
Nice one! Dawn Corrigan, I demand you come back to TNB. The variety of missing your writing here is Economy Size.
I second that, Dawn!
Thirded.
Anyway, this was awesome.
mmm…yes…missing you has so many levels…loved it .
Last couplet is my favorite, but love the whole thing.
Thanks Uche. It is totally a fair trade.
WHAT bead of clay even sparked the sculpting of this – so awesomely new and different and strong and spot-on. I’m reacting to both the innovation here and the simultaneous deep familiarity and relevance at play. Thanks for this MLP. Missing you ExtraStrength, Waterproof and 10 x concentrated.
Que bonito comentario mi L. I can’t claim to know where the original bead came from, but in August I started writing down (on the back of my ultra-organized grocery lists) the packaging phrases that could double as varieties of missing someone. Then I trimmed it down and submitted it. It could have been 600 lines but these were the best ones.
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I feel life like that most of the time….
Really new and inspiring way of writing Miss Power!
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Dawn!
Sir?
Great piece! Labels with a perfect fit.
Love this, Megan!
Apt, I suppose, that adverting equates with love. Does it mean that we “capitalise” on love?
BTW, a HOOT escaped my lips when I read “with wings”—-and for quite a different reason than Sean Beaudoin appreciated it.
Glad to see you back and TNB poet’ing!
Old Zizek, that neo-Marxist lit. theorist whose physical ticks remind of how one will be if they never stop thinking.
This poem very post-mod, minimal, western dualistic (and about all I have time to look at right now). Very impressed how you’ve used marketing tags to comprise a poem, something Warhol would be grinning at right now if he saw it.
Flushably yours,
Kip
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