High School Mixtape

Side 1: He was always a freak / He never tried to fit in / He head butted his rival / He wrote a story about a serial killer / I saw him shoot a squirrel with a bb gun in second grade / He ate lunch in the bathroom / He drew a swastika on the lunch room wall / His father was in Jail / His mother waited tables at the strip joint / He threatened to beat the shit out of some kid who called him fat / He listened to death metal / He was on the spectrum, or something / He had an eating disorder, or something / He was a certified schizophrenic / It was like one day a switch just flipped / They should have seen it coming / He liked the dark side of the Web  / He never had a girlfriend / He failed all his classes / So many red flags / He worked at the shooting range / He wore all black and had neck tattoos / He said wanted to be dead when he grows up / He carried around a weird black notebook / He mapped it all out on his Twitter feed / He never spoke in class / He slept in class / He laughed for no reason / He liked to cut class / He got sent to the principal’s office for threatening to filet the teacher, then they sent him back him right back to class. 

Side 2: He’s such a freak / Nobody likes him / I heard that lacrosse player used to kick his ass every day / He wrote this gay story about his dog that died / During recess, he talked to a squirrel like a friend / He is definitely not sitting at our table / He got major offended by the swastika on the lunch room wall / I think his father’s in jail / I heard his mother fucked the principal / He’s fat as a planet / He listens to shit music / He’s retarded, or something / He’s on the three-finger diet / That kid is definitely hearing voices / It’s like, one day he was semi-normal, and now he’s whatever / He totally looks like a school shooter / He’s in the dumb-people classes /  So many red flags /  He’s on welfare, I think / He wears too-small clothes that smell like a dumpster /  He said he wants to be more himself when he grows up / He carries around this weird black notebook / He trolls all the popular kids on Twitter / He looks like he’s going to cry like a baby whenever the teacher calls on him / He farts in class / He got held back a class / He got me sent to the principal’s office, ratted me out, then my boys went and found him after class.