SEAN BEAUDOIN's latest novel is Wise Young Fool. His stories and articles have appeared in numerous publications including the Onion, the San Francisco Chronicle and Spirit, the in-flight magazine of Southwest Airlines. www.seanbeaudoin.com.
I begrudgingly read a story about Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes in People on Tuesday while waiting to get my hair cut. I don’t follow celebrities and was surprised to see how much she’s aged, far more than you would expect of someone so young. The stress of Tom and Scientology must be on par with being POTUS. Those guys go into office with color in their hair and come out looking like the mom in Poltergeist after she made that trip into the giant vagina.
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You’re a Phineas and Ferb family, too? Excellent. I can actually tolerate that show.
I begrudgingly read a story about Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes in People on Tuesday while waiting to get my hair cut. I don’t follow celebrities and was surprised to see how much she’s aged, far more than you would expect of someone so young. The stress of Tom and Scientology must be on par with being POTUS. Those guys go into office with color in their hair and come out looking like the mom in Poltergeist after she made that trip into the giant vagina.
This is epic based on the Agent P reference alone.
My second favorite is Agent Silent G.