- Next Week: While in 3-D, Katy Perry discovers the Fifth Dimension. Which turns out to to be playing a few gigs in a Toledo dive bar.
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I really can’t accept Klosterman as an ethical being. But then again, the god particle lacks ethics too. But all of that is really beside the point. What does young Katherine S’enegger know about Twins, eh? I think she’s not even seen the classic film about long lost twins who are reunited, only to discover through random acts of betrayal, con artistry and the eventual trust that blossoms from said acts that they are not only twins, they are in love with sisters, and both couples become the parents of twins. Because, that’s how life goes, Katherine S’enegger. That’s how life goes!!!!!