As Will Entrekin has pointed out, Easter is a more complicated holiday than it first appears (especially when you consider the existence of Spy Wednesday, the only holiday with a license to kill). Douglas Adams, too, made the wonderful point that one of things we’re celebrating is that a couple of thousand years ago, someone said ‘Hey everyone! Let’s just be nice to each other!’ and humanity’s response was to say, ‘Well, clearly the only thing to do with this asshole is to just nail him to something and see how cheerful he is then.’
Somehow a rabbit that lays chocolate eggs is involved too, or something?
I don’t know. I missed out on that comparative veterinary theology class, I think. Although the one about how Mr. Ed is the Messiah was truly enlightening*
All that aside, Happy Easter. Stay happy, stay safe, and stay away from bad eggs.
*- and anyone who disagrees is getting Wil-burnt at the stake! Aha ha ha ha…