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I’m not sure if I’m supposed to mention this is my TNB debut. Is it professional? Do I pretend to be part of the furniture?
If I do will someone sit on me?
Babbling—first day nerves.
I was supposed to write this in the morning. That didn’t happen.
When I woke up there was a woman in my room. This was both a novelty and more than a little unexpected. She was the room inspector. They knock on the door and if they don’t get an answer they assume you’re out. I was not out. I was in bed, eyes half shut and body fully naked.
It was like a bad sitcom. I’m surprised no one has made a sitcom set around University life.
Nearly exposing myself to a fifty year old housing manager was bad luck. It’s Friday the 13th. Tomorrow is February 14th; which will bring worse luck.
