Return of the Jedi is All about PenisBy Aaron Dietz
July 29, 2010
At the beginning of Return of the Jedi, it’s like Luke Skywalker’s gone mad. He’s swinging that lightsaber around left and right, slicing here, dicing there–he’s killing up a storm with that thing!
Jabba’s friends and employees have no chance because–finally–Luke is a man!
He started out with a whiny voice, a need to get power converters at Tosche station, and absolutely no lightsaber. My how things change during the course of a trilogy.