Ted, I make it a point to check out your daily cartoons (and now short movie script excerpts) each morning before work. This shit trips me out. Starts my morning better than a cup of Folger’s, possibly because I am a hot tea drinker. I don’t like coffee.
I love this more than hot, bubbling melted cheese, Ted. And it reminds of a conversation I had w/ some close male writer friends a few years ago. One of them announced, w/ little prompting, that he always masturbates when he’s on deadline in order to relieve stress. Soon, it was a round table discussion of beat-off stories. When I was uncharacteristically mute, they needled me and asked why. I pointed out that as someone w/ lady parts, I could charge for my onanistic tales. They paused then laughed and agreed I shouldn’t just give this stuff away for free.
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Brilliant! That would be a short but entertaining movie.
Ted, I make it a point to check out your daily cartoons (and now short movie script excerpts) each morning before work. This shit trips me out. Starts my morning better than a cup of Folger’s, possibly because I am a hot tea drinker. I don’t like coffee.
I love this more than hot, bubbling melted cheese, Ted. And it reminds of a conversation I had w/ some close male writer friends a few years ago. One of them announced, w/ little prompting, that he always masturbates when he’s on deadline in order to relieve stress. Soon, it was a round table discussion of beat-off stories. When I was uncharacteristically mute, they needled me and asked why. I pointed out that as someone w/ lady parts, I could charge for my onanistic tales. They paused then laughed and agreed I shouldn’t just give this stuff away for free.
Love the surreptitious high-five!