I have a thing about last meals. Not as in prisoners about to be executed — they know it’s going to be their last. But as in just about everyone else, most all of us. Whatever’s coming, there’s going to be that last thing we eat. My folks, for example. They did pretty well in the last-­meal department, beautiful restaurant, family all around them, perfect sandwiches made by someone who truly cared about food. Lunch, as it happened. Their last meal, I mean. For my sister it was breakfast, but that was years later, and I’ll get to all that. The point is, I like to eat every meal as if it were the last, as if I knew it were the last: savor every bite, be there with the food, make sure it’s good, really worthy. And though it’s an impossible proposition, I try to take life that way, too: every bite my last.

My father told me I could do what I set my mind to, though it hadn’t been true for him. Mom told me not to expect everything to go my way, probably because of her own bad luck with Dad. She wasn’t a mom to coddle you; she thought once you were ten you could make lunch for yourself. And we did, Katy and I, wild inventions, often edible. Dad ate what we offered, never a complaint.

He wasn’t one of those fathers who did it all for a kid; he liked to stand back and watch, ready to give a standing ovation, but ready to withhold it, too. My mother was tough on Katy, pushed her toward tennis stardom. The same mom took no particular interest in my football career, hoped I’d pick up a more useful hobby, like gardening. And Mom and I spent hours in the borders around our modest house most Sunday mornings —
the azaleas were our church. Who knew what Kate and Dad were up to? Always in cahoots, as my mother liked to say.

But Mom was Dad’s one true love: Barbara Barton Hochmeyer, a real prize, her wedding photos like glamour shots, his only great success knocking her up to produce Katy, he wasn’t shy to tell us, the very boy Mom’s father dreaded: no-­college Nicky H. She was a formidable woman, all right, tall and broad in the shoulders, a tennis star in her day, club champion to the end, always organized and scheduled and ready to go. Nick was slicker, looked for leeway, wasn’t one for a plan. Words were their sharpest weapons, and they didn’t need more than a few. She called him inept; he called her unloving. Kaboom! Their fights were like boxing matches — all the moves well practiced, weeks of workouts in preparation, strategies stored up, sucker punches in desperation.

Figurative punches, I mean.

He apologized elaborately after bouts of anger, after errors, after outlandish deceptions, foolish decisions, all of which were frequent. Mom wasn’t one to apologize — Mom was always right — but quietly she’d wear a tight dress he loved, or bake him one of the oddball pies he liked: gooseberry, mincemeat, quince. And the two of them were constantly up to their bedroom, where they made way too much noise, lovers till the end.

Katy and I had a private world. The cellar was the crater made by the crash of our spaceship, the old stone stairs a rock-­climb to the dangerous new planet above. The object was to make it to the attic, collect the magic cloak (a sable cape that had belonged to our grandma) and get back downstairs unnoticed by the natives, great fun during our parents’ frequent parties: Mr. Coussens sniffing his way through Mom’s underwear drawer, Mrs. Paumgartner slipping a porcelain bunny into her purse, the pockets of all those coats piled on the bed unsafe from our alien feelers: diaphragms, strange syringes, once even a revolver, pretty pearl handle, polished steel barrel, chambers fully loaded. My big sister and I passed it back and forth — surprisingly heavy.

On family trips back to Mom’s lakeside Michigan from our corporate Connecticut, Kate and I were the backseat duo — barely a year apart — always some elaborate card trick or dance routine (no seat belts, not in those days). The motel rooms we shared inspired proto-­sex games: Monster in the Dark, Cannibal, the Blob. But at Sleeping Bear Dunes National Seashore, summer of 1964, Katy stopped playing. Later in the week, as we sat bobbing bored on a raft, she said, “I’ve got hair.” And pulled the crotch of her suit aside briefly to show me, frank kid.

She was even then a girl who harbored secrets, parceling them out on a need-­to-­know basis. She was a shoplifter in junior high, a Freon sniffer freshman year, a medicine-­cabinet bandit after that, a dealer of hashish at times, small amounts in glassine envelopes she showed me the way she’d shown me her pubes: frankly, briefly, with the understanding it wasn’t for me. Before long I was making pipes for her from every odd material in the house, gifts in adoration, though I never liked to smoke. Also — and this seems more important in hindsight — she had what she called “magnificent thoughts”: sometimes she saw the world as if from high above. Looking off bridges she could feel her wings flex. Looking at the sea she grew fins. These big moods were balanced by weeks of darkness, bleak pronouncements, irritability, furtive movements.

Her most ironclad secret was boys. Tim Hayes was the only one I actually encountered, a kid I knew as the leather-­jacket guy. Home early from freshman football one inclement afternoon I walked in on them, he naked, she fully clothed (still wearing her rain slicker, in fact), her face flushed dark. Arousal filled her pink bedroom as if with smoke, stung my eyes and caught in my throat as I made my escape: I’d been seen. Later, Katy pledged me to secrecy. “I made him strip.” To what end, she didn’t say.

My sister was what I knew about sex before I dated. In fact, she was what I knew about girls, period. Lady Kate sank into a kind of simmering monthly funk that I knew to be womanly in some way: she gave off actual heat, owned special items, left spots of blood on the bathroom tiles.

I came into the high school as into a foreign country, looked to Katy for guidance, but very little guidance was forthcoming. Where I wanted only to fit in, she was falling out. To all appearances we were a team, the clean-­cut Hochmeyer kids, sharply dressed, serious students, successful athletes, sunny smiles, good deeds. And I believed in those things, felt them readily as our identity. But my sister clearly did not believe or feel the same.

Half the guys on the freshman football team had crushes on her, asked me how to proceed, asked me to put in a good word, asked me to set them up. Of course I didn’t: what would Katy want with my jerky pals? She didn’t really have boyfriends at all, not as far as I knew. Yet as soon as the pill became available, she was on it, a circular month’s supply hidden among the dust balls under my dresser: Mom never searched my room for anything, ever.

And Kate’s friends might have been a source of dates for me, but they were the tennis girls, a tight-­knit crowd with muscular legs, deep tans, and lanky, bespectacled boyfriends from the local country clubs. Other­wise, oddballs: she ate lunch with Giant Janine the goiter girl, who spat food and often burst into tears; she stood at the bus line with Mark O’Meara, the thalidomide boy, unafraid to grasp the tiny hands that grew from his shoulders; she idolized June Harrison, who played piano well despite the wheelchair, spent nights at her house. She courted drama, was enamored of difference.

She in her own heart was a freak, is my guess now.

Otherwise, why all the secrets?

In our nice stone house — three bedrooms, huge yard sloping to willow-wept water, one-­car garage — we thought of ourselves as of modest means. Because across the pond, on what was called the High Side, there loomed an immutable example of what it was to be truly rich: a mansion the size of an embassy. In winter, you could see the far-­flung wings of it across the ice and occasionally the movements of its tenant, the world-­famous ballerina Sylphide (say it in the French manner: sill-­feeeed, as many e’s as you wish), whose even more famous husband, the English rocker Dabney Stryker-­Stewart, had died on the Merritt Parkway (as everyone in the world knows), piling his Shelby GT Mustang at eighty-­some miles per hour into the abutment of one of those handsome Depression-­era WPA bridges. But the body wasn’t with the car, didn’t show up for two full days, found flopped by a muddy stream nearly half a mile from the accident scene. Had Dabney wandered dazed from the crash? Or was there
foul play?

Despite months and then years and even decades of conjecture and investigation and conspiracy theory, answers were not forthcoming. The sorrow and disbelief (some say madness) on Sylphide’s veil-­shadowed face in the famous photo of her standing at his graveside in Newcastle, England — well, it still haunts me, haunts everyone, the closing visual bracket on an era that begins with John-­John Kennedy saluting at the graveside of his dad.

There’d been another person at the High Side, too, Dabney’s child from a previous marriage, just as famous as his father and step-­mom: Linsey the Life magazine boy, visited for a photo shoot every year on his birthday, both physically and mentally deformed, as we would have said it then, anyway, profoundly challenged (fetal-­alcohol syndrome is my diagnosis in hindsight — the abandoning birth mother was a lush and a leech, famously). He was sweet as a puppy, small and soft and helpless, those huge eyes, but with a weird sense of humor and sly smile, a secret nasty streak the rest of us delighted in. He’d been a vexed and cross-­eyed fixture in my classes from kindergarten straight through, the richest kid in the public schools, mainstreamed before mainstreaming was even a concept, all because the private day schools in the area wouldn’t have him, and his stepmother — the greatest ballerina in the history of the world — wouldn’t allow him to be institutionalized. The superintendent of Westport schools was happy to oblige, as were Linsey’s teachers: the boy wasn’t charming, but you got to hobnob with the famous parents.

By the early sixties, Sylphide and Dabney had become the world’s own royal couple, their courtship and subsequent wedding a glimmering fairy ­tale. He bought her various castles and mansions and retreats around the world, but the High Side became their home base. The permanent move to the U.S. from London came with her elevation in 1964 to principal of the New York City Ballet (George Balanchine her longtime mentor and devoted fan — “Her sweetness of thought,” he famously wrote, “her sweetness of motion and lineament emerges from the very core of her soul, moves ever outward” — of course I’m working from Google for my quotations), and was followed by Dabney’s megaplatinum album Dancer (the only album at the time other than Meet the Beatles to contain more than one number-­one single, four in fact; I’m still always catching his melodies in waiting rooms and elevators). The beloved in all the songs was Sylphide, or so we thought, and that’s her on the wildly controversial original album cover (the cover that got pulled after two weeks in favor of the safer and more familiar airplane image), that sleek, modest, achingly shy nymph fleeing naked into the forest with an almost taunting glance over her shoulder, blond hair streaming sweetly, misty golden light, her high, pretty fanny more plain lovable than erotic.

But then, I was just eleven.

My big sister was to become well acquainted with the dancer. By the time I finished junior year Kate had, in fact, babysat and tutored and contained Linsey for nearly four years. She’d been pledged to utmost discretion, became insufferable about her constant contact with fame. She was stingy with the free Swan Lake and Dabney Stewart-­Stryker tickets and hoarded amusing or shocking inside stories (dinner parties attended by Mick Jagger or Julie Christie or Muhammad Ali, even the likes of Twiggy; Marlon Brando naked with three girls in the High Side pool, no one swimming). Katy’s closets were filled with old Nehru jackets and worn-­out guitar straps, her summers with exotic jaunts, three weeks here, four weeks there, various points in Europe or Africa, trips to famous Japanese and Brazilian and Australian cities during every school vacation and often during school, the lucky duck. The Prince and Princess needed her, and of course the puppy-­eyed Princeling most of all.

One Wednesday evening in my senior year, Kate off at college, one especially wonderful Wednesday in the especially warm October of 1970, just as Mom and Dad and I were sitting down to an especially wonderful dinner (fishsticks and frozen French fries, plenty of ketchup, mounds of canned peas), several black cars pulled into our cul-­de-­sac and parked neatly along the curb. Two men from each car headed for our different doorways. We could see them coming every step of the way. If we’d been armed and dangerous, they’d have been toast. Dad was calm, simply let the main guys in the front door. “FBI,” one of them announced. Another offered him sheaves of papers, which he didn’t take. They let him gather a few things — toothbrush, fresh underwear — and then they took him away, multiple felonies connected to his work at Dolus Financial. (Yes, that Dolus Financial, the one that all these years later has collapsed under its own weight despite some 15 billion in federal cash.)

“Dad’s had some trouble at work,” Mom said when he was gone, no particular emotion. “Bail has been set very high.”

Later I heard her cursing him out in her room. “Fucking asshole” was the exact phrase, repeated endlessly, Bar-­Bar someone who never swore, except on the tennis court.

A few days later (October 30, 1970, to be exact), Dad’s court-­appointed lawyer — a portly sycophant named McBee — met us at the courtroom steps, gazed up at me.

“Ozymandias,” he said darkly.

I knew what he was saying, more or less, knew my Shelley from Honors English. “It just means I hit my head a lot,” I said.

“Seven feet?”

“Only six eight,” I told him.

McBee wheezed, sighed, gave us our marching orders: “Okay, just as I discussed with your mom. You kids, you must look solemn. Pretend it’s his funeral. Look one part pissed, two parts forgiving, like people who are going to put your old man on the straight and narrow. Got it?”

My sister put on a face — pissed forgiveness is hard to do — and of course kept putting it on, and soon I couldn’t stop giggling. Kate wasn’t laughing much in those days, kept the straightest face possible, which just made things the worse for me. Mom was plainly irritated with her, but said nothing, just as she’d said nothing about Katy’s tennis clothes, which were hardly appropriate for the occasion. They hadn’t seen each other since Katy had left home for her first year at “New Haven” (you weren’t supposed to say the name of the school), and maybe Mom just couldn’t admit that her daughter looked great.

Katy’s new boyfriend was there, Jack Cross, who (shockingly enough) was her professor. He was a stoic guy with wild hair and posh court-­day clothing, meeting Mom for the first time. Solicitous, he took the old lady’s arm, shot Kate a look that froze her. And silenced me, too. Because, well, I’d met him before.

Plenty of secrets in our family.

Under the dome of the stately courthouse lobby (still not so grand as the High Side foyer), Mom brushed her hair and pinned it into a bun, made her face up in a tiny mirror, reclaimed her gorgeous poise. The courtroom itself was just plain, nothing but cinderblocks and workaday furniture, the judge at a table in shirtsleeves, not what I’d pictured.

Mom and Kate and I took seats in the front row. Jack sat in the row behind us. He was Dad’s age, Mom’s age, craggy as a sea cliff. My mother had asked if I thought he and Kate were sleeping together. Unlikely, I told her. Kate, who’d never even had a boyfriend? Sleeping with a professor? Easy lies. Because I knew more, a lot more. Kate basically lived at Jack’s beautiful house, for example. And I’d visited them there. I’d liked him for not mentioning my height, a feat few could manage. He’d even loaned me a car to take home to our family. That was the kind of man he was, someone with extra cars. Dad had lost ours. The kind of man who lost them. For Mom’s sake I’d said the loan was from Katy’s roommate, true enough, as far as it went.

The judge shuffled papers. He looked like an insect. People came and went, whispered to him, whispered to one another. Kate wasn’t the only one with a new love. My mind wandered over Emily Bright’s brown skin, her soft and secret hair, a whole night of her kisses and long hands, Emily in the shower, Emily in my little bed all night while Mom was away managing Dad’s crisis, wreaking her vicious serve on defense and prosecution alike. Two cops brought him out in his rumpled business clothes, handcuffs in front. He definitely looked like a guy who’d been in jail, dusty and pallid, badly mussed. He scanned the room back over his shoulder, couldn’t find us.

McBee approached the bench with the sandy-­haired prosecutor, said a few quiet sentences. The prosecutor said several more — nothing we could make out — and the judge nodded. He looked to Dad. Dad said a long, long paragraph, almost silent, his back to us, his posture weary, carefully remorseful. When he was done the judge made a sign and two Afro-­American men the size of NFL tackles stepped to Dad’s side. The judge instructed them, didn’t look at my father. They nodded seriously. A bailiff came in, removed Dad’s handcuffs. Exhausted smiles all around. The gavel.

Dad had gone state’s witness. He turned to us, looking unhappy as ever. He shuffled over to the docket gate. “Lunch,” he said.

Katy leapt to him and hugged him with all her strength, which was considerable. Dad teared up, choked and sobbed. Mom joined them, offered hugs, too, less voluble. She wasn’t buying the tears. Professor Cross waited for the exact moment, found it, shook my father’s hand. I could see from the brisk quality of the shake and greeting that they already knew one another, too, more secrets.

The prosecutor sidled over before I could join the greeting, gave Dad ten fond slaps on the shoulder. “We’ll be getting to know each other very well,” he said. He gave Katy a long look, the way certain kinds of men did, up and down, down and up, wry twinkle when he got to her eyes.

Katy didn’t turn away but took him on.

“State Champions,” he said to me, tearing his eyes from hers, a guy who must have played football himself, years back.

“Yessir,” I said.

“You’re even bigger than they say. Gonna repeat this year?” Dishonest eyes, a guy on the take, something you could see from a vantage point high as mine.

I didn’t feel any need to explain I’d quit the team. “Sure,” I said.

Mom accepted a folder of papers from McBee, who looked proud of himself. And finally it was time to go. With the big African-American guys — Dad’s security detail — we formed a phalanx around the old man, made our way out to the parking lot. He said, “They’re paying for the best restaurant around. It’s all approved.”

My mother made a show of not being impressed.

Dad rode with his guards. We dutifully followed. The restaurant was called Les Jardins, and it was very fancy, all right, acres of garden, empty fountains. Empty parking lots, too, and an empty dining room — it wasn’t even eleven o’clock yet. At our lace-­and-­lantern table, under the staid textures of what Dad said were real medieval tapestries, we ordered Bloody Marys, though Kate and I were underage. When his drink arrived, Dad looked happy for the only time so far that day. He chugged it down and ordered another before the waiter, working around the table, had even managed to put mine in front of me.

“Love this place,” Dad said. The bodyguards stood in two corners of the room, deadly serious, no lunch for them. The Bloody Marys were like salads, spears of celery, slices of green and red pepper, home-­pickled pole beans. Emily the night before with Mom away was our first time, my first time, and I couldn’t stop thinking of her skin, the skin on her inside, too, endless minute visions, her brown skin, and pink, her kisses, the nipples of her breasts like knots to untie with your tongue.

No prices on the menu.

Mom choked down sudden rage, I could see it.

Jack said, “These are going to be difficult weeks.”

We sat in silence, empty dining room soon to fill, clatter from the kitchen, biting our celery stalks.

“How’s your tennis, Katy?” Dad said suddenly in his investments voice, loud and jovial, always disastrous.

“Good,” Katy said, not buying.

Same voice: “No, I mean, give us the works. Who the heck have you played? What are the rankings? How awful is your coach? Bring us through the season.”

Mom writhed, rankled.

Which inspired Katy. She took Dad’s cue and held forth. Her coach was brilliant, she’d been seeded high. Dad signaled for a third drink, or maybe it was his fourth, or even fifth, impossible to keep up with him. We all slaughtered a basket of bread, speared our tiny salads. Just the previous weekend, Dad not yet in jail, Kate had played the longest match in the history of the Hanover Classic, but lost finally to the top seed — a girl from Penn.

“I cried,” my sister said.

“She howled,” Jack said.

“Oh, honey,” Mom said, not very warmly.

“I’m sorry,” Dad said. And then he laughed, booming mirth, vodka hitting the old brain, bones all sore from jail, laughed his hollow laugh, deeply all alone inside his misery.

The meals arrived, really gorgeous, simple BLTs, thick, flavorful bacon like I’d never had, slices of tomato thick as steaks, crisp, fresh-­picked lettuce from the gardens beyond. We ate in the silence, Mom’s silence, except a single moment in which Jack cleared his throat. But he thought better of whatever it was he was planning to say, and we all looked back to our food.

The waiter cleared the table efficiently, dropped dessert menus in front of us. No other diners had arrived. The place was like church.

“So, state’s evidence,” I said. I just wanted to jumpstart a conversation, the one we really should be having.

“I’m not allowed to say much,” Dad said. He nodded toward the bigger of the guards.

“But he’ll be free when it’s all done,” said Mom, no apparent joy in the thought.

“Get my good name back,” Dad said.

“They’re treating you very well,” said Jack. He was a philosopher with a famous book and plush towels in his house, that’s all I knew.

“Daddy’s got valuable information,” Kate said wryly. Her neck, her arms, even her wrists were thicker than when she’d left home, more muscular, much healthier: college sports.

“Always something to sell,” said Mom, mocking.

“Didn’t we agree . . .” Dad said, but he trailed off.

Mom pounced: “We agreed on lots of things. We have always agreed on everything. And look, just look where we are.

Kate slammed her water glass down on the polished table. “Just get off his back,” she said.

And Mom said, “Don’t you start.”

Jack said, “Of course we’re all tense. Couple of deep breaths here.”

Mom puffed and fumed, but Jack had a way about him.

Dad said, “I’m thinking cognac.”

“If you want to know,” Kate began.

Cutting her off, gentleman Jack said, “I’d really better get Kate back to campus. The tennis van leaves for Ithaca at two. She’s supposed to travel with the team if at all possible. Your girl gets another crack at Miss Penn again this weekend, if all goes well.”

“We leave at three,” Kate said, sudden wince.

He’d kicked her leg under the table. “I believe it’s two,” he said.

“No dessert?” Dad said. He wasn’t oblivious, though, and let them get up and go without protest, just an overly long hug for Kate, and a kiss on her hair. She kissed him back, on his cheek, his ear. They whispered to one another, patted at each other, always in league. He held her out for a look, straightened her collar, gave a tidying tug at the pockets of her tiny skirt. Once again, tears started to his eyes, but this time continued to flow. More hugs.

“These have been tough days,” he said over her shoulder.

“Not only for you,” Mom said.

“Always selfless,” Kate said to her bitterly.

“Don’t force your backhand,” Mom said brightly, as if it were just tennis advice.

“Good afternoon,” Jack said, enormous warmth. You could certainly see why Katy liked him, forty-­year-­old genie with a famous book about love. “Wonderful to meet you, Mrs. Hochmeyer.”

Mom patted at her hair. “Yes, Professor, lovely.”

I felt glad when Jack and Kate were gone. Much of the tension dissipated the second the restaurant’s perfect front door shut perfectly behind them. And nice to have my parents to myself.

We dug into dessert, which was a huge piece of chocolate cake to share.

Presently, the check came, and Dad proffered the credit card he’d been given by the state. The three of us talked logistics, nothing more interesting than that. I would drive Mom and myself home to Westport in the loaned Volvo. Dad’s new bodyguards would take him to his secret location. Apparently the judge thought the old man’s life was in danger. Mom would join Dad in a few more days, get him settled in his rooty-­toot lodgings (as he called them — this was before anyone had ever heard the phrase “witness protection program”), then she would come home to me. This or that undisclosed town around Danbury would be his home and his life for the next several months; he had to remain under guard. There were people who wanted him to stay quiet. What people, what crimes, these were not discussed, not for the children to know, though of course I’d read the papers: half of middle management at Dolus Investments had been indicted for hundreds of counts of dozens of crimes, from fraud and extortion to murder and back again, also gross embezzlement. Dad’s bosses had been portrayed as victims, Dad as a ringleader. Not true, I knew, impossible: Dad was a follower, never in front.

Mom would be allowed to visit him, but only under escort, a night or two maybe a couple of times a week, occasionally longer. And while she was away I’d attend school as always. Take the school bus. Go to the store — our neighbor Mrs. Paumgartner would be glad to drive me. Get the mail. Keep the house neat. They trusted me implicitly, was the exact word. Lugubrious talk like that, talk I could barely stay with, my one thought being that I’d have any number of nights with Emily, making love with Emily all over our house, this lithe, lanky girl who knew too much: mouth and tongue, hips and thighs, breasts and hands, smoothest brown skin.

Outside, one of the guards hustled off to get the government car, which he’d parked down the hill in a gravel lot hidden among rhododendrons. Mom admired the selection of mums in the breezeway — those mums, I’ll never forget them, all dried out in lines of flower pots, rare colors, apparently, splashes of blood and brains and bruises. The second guard crossed his arms, closed his eyes in the nice sun. His name was Theo, suddenly comes to me, Theo. Dad and Mom stood apart, fury spent, some semblance of peace arising, some old redolence of love.

Oh, man. I’d rather not go on.


A new-­looking silver sedan pulled into the drive, swung around very slowly under the portico, stopped. A man in a crisp blue suit got out, blue tie dotted with hundreds of golden fleur-­de-­lis, cocky grin.

“Kaiser?” my Dad said clearly.

Smoothly, the man pulled a large black handgun out from under his jacket, the barrel a black hole sucking in everything. He aimed it casually, pulled the trigger, shot Dad in the face, shot him again in the chest. The bangs didn’t seem loud enough to be real. I thought it was all a joke, had to be a joke, Daddy’s stupid jokes, the man still grinning. Time went into suspension. The place was lit in sparkles, dust motes, forever lit. The bodyguard fumbled in his own jacket, couldn’t get his weapon out. My mother made an impossibly slow hop, caught Dad as he was falling, fell with him in a blooming mound of their nice clothes.

“Nicholas,” she said, almost conversationally. Then incredulous: “Nicholas.”

And then, and then, and then, as I was making my own hop toward them, the man shot her, three bullets, three pops, efficient trajectory, making sure my dad was dead, that’s all; Mom was just in the way.

The guard still couldn’t get his gun out, stepped forward anyway with a shout, and the man shot him, too, dropped him. In the moment’s vast illogic, Dad and not the shooter seemed the dangerous one to me, someone who pulled bullets to himself and his loved ones with his big negative magnetism. So it was no heroic act when I finally got my body to lunge at the shooter, a big leap on longest legs even as he aimed his weapon at my face, click-­click-­click, empty magazine, or whatever it’s called, at any rate no bullets. I would have had him, too, but tripped over my parents’ tangled legs, landed on my mother bodily, lay on her heavily, and she on Dad, a bleeding, stinking pile.

I looked up into the coldest eyes I’d ever seen, clambered up in that tangle of legs, like breaking a tackle. Kaiser didn’t like leaving me alive, that I could see, but he’d already used too much time, must have known he wasn’t going to prevail in hand-­to-­hand combat with the likes of me. He slid easily back into his car, shut his door almost gently. The transmission clacked into gear like any transmission. I dove at the car, luckily missing: I would have hung on till my skin was peeled off, every scrap. The shooter drove away neither slow nor fast, crunch of groomed gravel.

I grabbed a pot of mums — heavy, cold, plenty awkward — held it like a football as time resumed full speed, spun, cocked my arm, calm quarterback, spun and fired that thing in a perfect spiral after the retreating car, watched it smash that wide rear window.

But the shooter just kept going.


Bill Roorbach is the author of eight books of fiction and nonfiction, including the Flannery O’Connor Prize and O. Henry Prize winner Big Bend (University of Georgia Press, 2001), Into Woods (University of Notre Dame Press, 2003), and Temple Stream (Random House, 2005). Life Among Giants, a novel, is due from Algonquin in 2012. The 10th anniversary edition of his craft book, Writing Life Stories (Story Press, 2008), is used in writing programs around the world. Recently, Bill was a judge on Food Network All Star Challenge, evaluating incredible Life Stories cakes made under the gun, so to speak. Bill knows nothing about cake, but he knows a lot about life stories! His work has been published in Harper’s, The Atlantic Monthly, Playboy, The New York Times Magazine, Granta, New York, and dozens of other magazines and journals. His story “Big Bend” was featured on NPR’s “Selected Shorts,” read by actor James Cromwell at the Getty Center in Los Angeles. Bill has taught at the University of Maine at Farmington, Colby College, and Ohio State. His last academic position was the Jenks Chair in Contemporary American Letters at the College of the Holy Cross, Massachusetts. He has now retired from academia in order to write full time. A comic video memoir about his tragic music career, “I Used to Play in Bands,” and all kinds of other work, including a current blog on writers and writing and just about everything else (with author David Gessner) is online at www.billanddavescocktailhour.com.

Adapted from Life Among Giants by Bill Roorbach. Copyright © 2012 by Bill Roorbach. With the permission of the publisher, Algonquin Books.

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TNB FICTION is proud to showcase book excerpts and original short fiction from some of the finest writers in the world. Features have included work by Aimee Bender, Dan Chaon, Stuart Dybek, Jennifer Egan, Bret Easton Ellis, Roxane Gay, Etgar Keret, Antonya Nelson, and hundreds of other internationally acclaimed and emerging writers. Spotlighting a recent book release each week, TNB Fiction helps bring awareness of new literary fiction, from both trade and independent publishers, to readers around the world, providing a global, free-access arena for spotlighting the genre in an era of shrinking coverage among mainstream print publications. TNB Fiction has its finger on the pulse of a vibrant new generation of writers, as well as established literary greats whose work continues to shape the future dialogue of literary culture. Fiction Editor Rachael Warecki lives in Los Angeles. Her work has appeared in The Los Angeles Review, The Masters Review, Midwestern Gothic, and elsewhere, and has received residency invitations from the Wellstone Center and Ragdale. She holds an MFA in Fiction from Antioch University Los Angeles and is currently at work on a novel.

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